We Know!... not?
Now we know. Indies investigations blend perfectly with mine. It is quite obvious that it was satan himself, soapys greatest enemy that finally managed to possess her on the night of the Bar of Soap tragedy (March 22/23). Soapys mind got completely distorted and followed all the evil and filthy commands of the devil himself. She decided to give in to the wordly desires she had surpessed for so long and entered the pool where the soap orgies took place. She then posted on her blog, under the guidance of the devil, the misleading clue (written in black so that it is invisible) and merged forever into the world of filth! Thus came the dramatic end of soapy. But the mystery now remains, who hired the devil? And why did he want to load the crime on ap3? Questions... Questions... Questions...
posted by Poirot at 2:26 PM
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So, what's the new mystery? How about Ask the Pope? Who is he? Where is he?
Soapy would never have given into the Devil. Never! AP3 not often.
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Monsieur Poirot, you've gotten so far in your investiagtion! at this point I have to admit that Doug Pascover is not a real person, I made him up more than a year ago in identity crisis. I now have good medicines, though.
Ariel: I knew there was something to that story about Doug. Are you Japanese? I am glad you are feeling better.
Im confused too. What the heck is going on here? That doug sure is ugly! his face looks like a dog.
I'm spinning on my heels! All I know is Soapy's gone, AP3 is having an identity crisis, and Ariel just cracked me up with her comment about Doug. Oh, and I want me a shiny badge! Detective Poirot, help, what's a poor confused stiletto to do!
Sar: I think if you turned in more photos of girls taking bubble baths you could get a badge.
TLP: That is ia nice suggestion of yours and I will examine it as soon as I am done with Soapy, and I believe I have the ultimate answer to ALL soapy questions.
Doug: You seem to have known Soapy very well but do not let your anger mix with your sadness. We all grieve...
Ariel: What a beautiful name you have! It is a song on my lips whenever I reply your comments. You should join the "Black Mustache Academy". Or maybe I should set up a subdivision for the girls: "The Black Ponytail Academy". What do you say?
Indeterminacy: You are talented, I see it. You will make a great detective one day.
Actonbell: Your confusion will end soon. I have gathered unshakable evidence!
Lammy: Dear young Madame Lammy. That is a very clever observation of yours about Doug. This case has a very long history. It goes back to the time that "A little bar of soap" a respected christian blogger decided to wash away the filth of this world. Her greatest weapon was a famous mantra "Devil get thee out!". It did not seem to work always though and she was seen hanging around in the most filthy blogs of the blogosphere. But she loved those sinners. After her disapeareance, something deleted her whole blog, thus erasing the whole historical proof of her existance. But as you see all these people can confirm this.
Sar: You have the gift and the gun (in your profile picture). I believe you qualify for the badge even without supplying me with the usual errr bubble bath pictures.
Oh thank you, Detective Poirot, you've made me happy gal! I'll wear my badge with honor and pride. At your service!
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