First Case: The Murder of "The Little Bar of Soap"
Our first case is the mysterious disappearance of "The Little Bar of Soap". She is claimed dead but no body has seen the eyes of publicity yet. Our "Black-Mustache Academy" strongly believes that there was a murder attempt on her by another blogger who claims to actually be her. As you see in this case we are also dealing with schizophrenia and we might need to consult a few psychiatrists on this.
Our "Black-Mustache Academy" thinks that the schizophrenic blogger who believes to have created "The little bar of soap" attempted murder in the night of March 22 to March 23. This scared the hell out of Soap that resulted in her melting away. Her bubbles were made out of divine light as her religious followers often claimed, and did not stand the devilish shock.
We have clues though that lead us to a great conclusion. Little Bar of Soap was seen by a "Black-Mustache Academy" student hiding outside a catholic cementary. She then entered the church and was heard praying all night "DEVIL GET THEE OUT!".
We are on it and we are going to catch the blogger behind this soon. We will keep you updated.
Our "Black-Mustache Academy" thinks that the schizophrenic blogger who believes to have created "The little bar of soap" attempted murder in the night of March 22 to March 23. This scared the hell out of Soap that resulted in her melting away. Her bubbles were made out of divine light as her religious followers often claimed, and did not stand the devilish shock.
We have clues though that lead us to a great conclusion. Little Bar of Soap was seen by a "Black-Mustache Academy" student hiding outside a catholic cementary. She then entered the church and was heard praying all night "DEVIL GET THEE OUT!".
We are on it and we are going to catch the blogger behind this soon. We will keep you updated.
posted by Poirot at 5:34 AM
5 Comments:
I have an alibi. I was digging a hole in the backyard all night long. Ask my neighbors if you don't believe me. The should be back from their penguin-watching in Alaska in a week or so.
oh you think the Creator was an enemy of Miss Soapy, Monsieur Poirot?
anyways, Mr. Pascover is harmless. ask his doctors!
Funny, Ariel
:P
Madame, I have to ask you - Where were you at 10.00 o'clock last night?
Curiouser and curiouser...
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