Interrogation Reports
Clues, hints and valuable feedback on the "Little Bar of Soap" case can be posted here. The Interrogations of all suspects have started.
PS: I called in Miss Marple, who was also Miss Arizona last year to help me with my interrogations.
PS: I called in Miss Marple, who was also Miss Arizona last year to help me with my interrogations.
posted by Poirot at 6:46 AM
11 Comments:
You asked me to account for my time for March 22 to March 23. On the 22nd, my husband and I had lunch with two other couples in Carlisle, PA. That night I was in Blockbusters roaming the aisles looking for a good murder mystery film. The next day I was with my COUCH group (church), and that night I was at home with my husband, reading "Death on the Nile."
If I wasn't in someone's company at any given time, I was scrubbing and cleaning everything in sight with good, old-fashinoned soap.
I absolutely wash my hands of this investigation. You won't find my fingerprints anywhere near the body...if you could find the body.
On the night of March 22nd / March 23rd I was writing this story about strange, home-made animals that escaped from their makers. You don't think she was harmed by an imaginary animal, do you? P.S. I have connect logs to prove that I was at my PC at the time of the murder.
On the evening of the 22nd, I was at a coffeehouse (full of people) for a camera club meeting. Then I went home to see who got the low votes on American Idol.
There's no soap on my hands!!
I left my alibi on the previous post. I'm sticking to it. Oh, I should add, I did run out for some quicklime around 7, I think. I can show the receipt, although the date is wrong.
On the night in question, I was transporting a shovel and a pick axe to a storage place with a friend of mine. He moved into a small apartment and needed someone to help him move a bunch of crap to the storage place. T
The shovel and pick axe were the last things to get moved. There might have also been a cinder block, some chain, a large nylon bag, and a flashlight in the truck.
dear Monsieur Poirot, I have something very important to say! I saw nothing! well, it's interesting, don't you think so?
You have the Devil blocked from commenting, but I can say that he was here with me on the day in question. We were burying bones in the back yard. But he was delighted when he learned that she had fallen from grace and was on her way to join him.
Madame Ariel! Your report is by far the most informative I received since I started this investigation. Seeing "nothing" allows us to conclude that you also saw "Nobody". Nobody has always been my most mean and dangerous enemy. The greatest cyber-criminal I ever came across! He is capable of "nothing"!
I have been BLIND Madame Ariel! All this time, not recognising that it has been NOBODY behind all this. I should have known better after my adventures in the land of the cyclopes.
Tonight I am going to go through all your alibis and see if I can draw any conclusions. But after Ariels account, I will have to try very hard to dismiss a major suspicion!
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
I was busy dying peacefully in my home that night.
God bless you.
HACKER! GET THEE OUT!
Post a Comment
<< Home