Announcement: Renaming Our Academy
I proudly announce the new name of the former "Black-Hat Internet Academy". From this very day, the name of the noble academy founded by me, the world's greatest detective... is "Black-Mustache Internet Academy". Membership is free and anyone who wants to fight cyber-criminals can join provided you agree with the "Rules of Membership" which will be posted at a later time.
posted by Poirot at 11:18 AM
13 Comments:
I would love to join the Black Mustache Internet Academy! Is a dark brown mustache ok? Could I work in an undercover team with one of the Miss Americas? I will start inverstigating right away!
Sir Indeterminacy, you are still one of the major suspects but as soon as this dirty Little Bar of Soap case is more "clean" and clear, I will gladly accept you in my Academy.
Oh the dark brown mustache is fine. We also prefer the Miss Americas with black hair but if you must ...
Thank you falconbob. My fastness and sharpness have brought me to the top of all this detective business. Not to mention the humility I earned from my whole life-experience. I am probably the greatest most humble detective you will ever see (not).
Please tell me how I can assure you of my innocence. I didn't kill Little Bar, either.
This is Peg, from the Beyond. How nice that you care so much about me!
I am fine, at the foot of the Heavenly Father. No one needs to worry about me.
I died peacefully in my sleep. You never know when your time on the earth is up.
Sir actonbell, no you don't have to have a mustache actually. It's just the name of the academy. I have no hair left on the top of my head, thats why I let the mustache....
I am afraid everyone is a suspect until proven the opposite. Right now the hacker that posts under the id Little Bar of Soap is our greatest suspect. Along with Mr Indeterminacy great discoveries we are finally reaching the identity of the criminal. But I will post more on my final results post in the next days. In the meantime please keep trying to confirm your alibis.
Madame A Little Bar of Soap- HACKER GET THEE OUT!
I'm all agog with anticipation,
I'm suspicious of your selection of suspects.
Take me for example. Why I loved the Little Bar of Soap like she was my own daughter. I wouldn't rub her out.
I demand a full and complete list of the "suspects." We might go together and hire a lawyer.
TLP, that's awfully sweet. I love you like a mother, too.
Mr. Poirot, you worry too much! Jesus loves you.
I grow a pretty fair black moustache. Should I restart it?
How did the cowboy get shit on his moustache??
Looking for love in all the wrong places!
Is Little Bar of Soap dead or not???
She seems to be popping up here.
Imposters really irk me!
I have a solid alibi, by the way.
If I hear anything helpful to the case, I'll let you know.
Monseur Inspector, have you found a motive for the crime? I can't imagine anyone wanting to harm Little Bar. She was so dear to us, even to us devil worshippers.
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